Saturday, 17 March 2012

Thursday, 15 March 2012

Day 21: I thank the Universe: The Secret

This post is different to all the rest before.

I'm not going to ask for anything.

I'm going to share with you something that I found.

But first let me tell you a story.

I remember that when I was a kid I once had this dream:

I dreamt of yellow plains and a strange woman's name that sounded like Russian.

Nine years ago I met a woman. She was from Ukraine, a place with wide wheat plains and she was of Russian origin.

We fell in love. We married. We had two beautiful and wonderful children.

What you dream is what you get in this life. And I thank the Universe for that.

Now my gift. These are the first 20 minutes of The Secret.

Enjoy it.

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Day 17: The 5 secret steps to make money revealed at last

The 5 secret steps to make money revealed at last.

They're as follow:

  1. Be born in family whose name is like Rockefeller or Rothschild.
  2. Get a monopoly to print money from a government but make it look like you are "patriotic". Call your private company Federal Reserve or Central Bank, or names like that.
  3. Finance all parties in a war, so you have winner and loser indebted to you forever.
  4. Be part of a secret society, like The Round Table or Skull and Bones, and participate in exclusive clubs like The Council on Foreign Relations or The Royal Institute of International Affairs.
  5. Say that all of the above doesn't exist and it's a conspiracy theory.
Now that you're filthy rich, it's time to donate $1 for the info:

See you next post.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Day 16: 10 ways to ask for money that work

 Let's get to the point: these are 10 ways to ask for money that work. Choose your favourite one:

  1. Gimme all your money now! - >
  2. I need to feed my beautiful kitty, would you help me? ->
  3. Call it income tax. If you don't pay I'll send the FBI after you. ->
  4. For each dollar you donate, world karma will return two for you. ->
  5. My God told me to collect money to build a big mansion in His honor ->
  6. What do you need all your money for? Don't be materialistic, you can't take it with you in the afterlife, so I'll take this burden for you ->
  7. I'll cry and moan and cry and moan and cry and moan forever if you don't give me one dollar now!!! ->
  8. Invest in my world empire. One dollar will be a start. ->
  9. See that dollar over there? Better in my pocket than in yours. ->
  10. I'll give you nothing, you give me one dollar. Deal? ->
So which one is your favourite one? Tell me after having donated one dollar -> (Hey, that was eleven ways!)

Friday, 9 March 2012

Day 15: Cute Cats And Kitties

I need to attract people to my petition.

I did a research and if you want to attract people on the net you need to give them what they want.

And what do they want? Answer: sex, violence, money, cats and funny kids.

O.K., so I started the Cats And Kitties Cutest Videos blog.

I'll publish a new cute video of cats and kitties each day.

Yes, I know :-)

Stay tuned.

Thursday, 8 March 2012

Day 14: Another money music video

Not many words today.

Who needs words with such good music like this?

Did you enjoy the song? Now let money flow to my pocket: 

Thank you!