Saturday 17 March 2012

Day 23: Watch ths funny video: a kid, a toy bike and a lollipop

This is Victor, my youngest son. Enjoy his ride on his toy bike while eating his lollipop :-)

Thursday 15 March 2012

Day 21: I thank the Universe: The Secret

This post is different to all the rest before.

I'm not going to ask for anything.

I'm going to share with you something that I found.

But first let me tell you a story.

I remember that when I was a kid I once had this dream:

I dreamt of yellow plains and a strange woman's name that sounded like Russian.

Nine years ago I met a woman. She was from Ukraine, a place with wide wheat plains and she was of Russian origin.

We fell in love. We married. We had two beautiful and wonderful children.

What you dream is what you get in this life. And I thank the Universe for that.

Now my gift. These are the first 20 minutes of The Secret.

Enjoy it.

Sunday 11 March 2012

Day 17: The 5 secret steps to make money revealed at last

The 5 secret steps to make money revealed at last.

They're as follow:

  1. Be born in family whose name is like Rockefeller or Rothschild.
  2. Get a monopoly to print money from a government but make it look like you are "patriotic". Call your private company Federal Reserve or Central Bank, or names like that.
  3. Finance all parties in a war, so you have winner and loser indebted to you forever.
  4. Be part of a secret society, like The Round Table or Skull and Bones, and participate in exclusive clubs like The Council on Foreign Relations or The Royal Institute of International Affairs.
  5. Say that all of the above doesn't exist and it's a conspiracy theory.
Now that you're filthy rich, it's time to donate $1 for the info: http://bit.ly/zrosDW

See you next post.

Saturday 10 March 2012

Day 16: 10 ways to ask for money that work

 Let's get to the point: these are 10 ways to ask for money that work. Choose your favourite one:

  1. Gimme all your money now! - > http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  2. I need to feed my beautiful kitty, would you help me? -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  3. Call it income tax. If you don't pay I'll send the FBI after you. -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  4. For each dollar you donate, world karma will return two for you. -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  5. My God told me to collect money to build a big mansion in His honor -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  6. What do you need all your money for? Don't be materialistic, you can't take it with you in the afterlife, so I'll take this burden for you -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  7. I'll cry and moan and cry and moan and cry and moan forever if you don't give me one dollar now!!! -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  8. Invest in my world empire. One dollar will be a start. -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  9. See that dollar over there? Better in my pocket than in yours. -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
  10. I'll give you nothing, you give me one dollar. Deal? -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW
So which one is your favourite one? Tell me after having donated one dollar -> http://bit.ly/zrosDW (Hey, that was eleven ways!)

Friday 9 March 2012

Day 15: Cute Cats And Kitties

I need to attract people to my petition.

I did a research and if you want to attract people on the net you need to give them what they want.

And what do they want? Answer: sex, violence, money, cats and funny kids.

O.K., so I started the Cats And Kitties Cutest Videos blog.

I'll publish a new cute video of cats and kitties each day.


Yes, I know :-)


Stay tuned.

Thursday 8 March 2012

Day 14: Another money music video

Not many words today.

Who needs words with such good music like this?


Did you enjoy the song? Now let money flow to my pocket: http://bit.ly/zrosDW 

Thank you!

Wednesday 7 March 2012

Day 13: It's a rich man's world

Having been poor all my life I know perfectly well that a rich man's world is a world I've only dreamed of.

My aim is to change all that. I want my piece of the cake. I deserve it as a human being.

I want my children to live a real life not this imitation of life that I've had until now.

Yes, life is hard and blah blah blah.

You can help me achive my goal: Just go to the sidebar and donate $1.

I'm not selling anything.

I'm not lying to you.

I go straight to the point.

Being sincere is all I am.

Now, listen to this beautiful ABBA's song and donate, donate and donate:


See you next day.

Tuesday 6 March 2012

Day 12: Money, money, moneeeey

Money turns people crazy.

It's very curious, because money is a man made concept.

I'ts harder for a tree to grow than to make money, for money is man made.

But lack of money brings misery...

Anyway, this is an excellent song about money full of rhythm:



And while you're enjoying this music, would you donate $1 to help me make money by using the button on the sidebar?

Keep in touch.

Monday 5 March 2012

Day 11: Let's be positive

Positivism.

Some say it's a new religion. But rich people constantly repeat that to achieve big things we must have a positive mental attitude.

See what Naapoleon Hill said about it:



I'm positive that you'll click the donation button and make a $1 donation. That's all I want from you. I can't be more honest than that.

A positive mind. That's the beginning of all.

Stay tuned.


Saturday 3 March 2012

Day 10: Going forward is the only way to go

To lack money is a terrible thing, in a society where money is king.


I live in Spain where money has stopped to flow. This situation is very, very serious. There are more than 4.5 million unemployed people.

Greece is in a worse situation but we're getting there by the hour.

I'm asking for a million bucks to save my family from this horror.

I'm asking for a million bucks to help create jobs around me.

I'm asking for a million bucks to help money flow.

I'm asking for a million bucks because I have all that money can't buy but that's not enough.

I'm asking you to donate $1 now and help me achive my goal.

This is my plea, please listen to it.

Going forward is the only way to go.

Day 9: How to speed up?

Thanx to @Clicfox for using my banners in his blog: http://tuiteros.blogspot.com/2012/03/one-million-dollar-twitter-blog.html and believe in me. Not only he was the second to donate but he's supporting me wholeheartedly. Wonderful :-)

Now that the first step is done, this one that some say is the hardest, what's next to speed up donations?

Do I open a facebook page? Do I open a G+ page? Do I contact the media so they tell my story?

All of the above?

How do I earn your trust so you donate just $1 to me?

I'm not going to pretend that I want otherwise. I'm not going to be untruthful and lie to you: I want you to donate $1 so I can make a million. That's it.

So now, how do I do it to compel you to click the donation button and give me $1? How do I do it to compel 999.998 more people to do it?

Well, first they have to know that I'm asking, I guess.

Thus, I have to make myself noticed, but not in a spamming way. This is not as esay as it is to write it.

Ideas are welcome.

Stay tuned.

Friday 2 March 2012

New banners

Thanks to @clicfox who gave me this excellent idea.

If you have a web, blog o a space in the net, you can help me achieve my goal by placing one of the following banners pointing to http://bit.ly/zrosDW, just copy and paste the code.


In English:




<a href="http://bit.ly/zrosDW " alt="Help me make $1 million" title="Click to donate now"><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16225793/usuadio/2012/03/one_million_468en.png" width="468" height="60"></a>





<a href="http://bit.ly/zrosDW " alt="Help me make $1 million" title="Click to donate now"><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16225793/usuadio/2012/03/one_million250_en.png" width="250" height="250"></a>

En espaƱol:


<a href="http://bit.ly/zrosDW " alt="Ay&uacute;dame a conseguir 1 mill&oacute;n de d&oacute;lares" title="Haz click para donar ahora"><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16225793/usuadio/2012/03/one_million_468es.png" width="468" height="60"></a>




<a href="http://bit.ly/zrosDW " alt="Ay&uacute;dame a conseguir 1 mill&oacute;n de d&oacute;lares" title="Haz click para donar ahora"><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/16225793/usuadio/2012/03/one_million250_es.png" width="250" height="250"></a>

Thank you!

Thursday 1 March 2012

Day 8: Twitter account reactivated

I received Twitter's reply:

Hello,
Twitter has automated systems that find and remove multiple automated spam accounts in bulk. Unfortunately, it looks like your account got caught up in one of these spam groups by mistake.
I've restored your account; sorry for the inconvenience.
Please note that it may take an hour or so for your follower and following numbers to return to normal.
Thanks,
gobeee

Let's start anew.

I received a second donation, 999.998 to go!